The Pigeons are Threating Us!

First it starts with this:

Then it leads to this:

and this:

This is what I found on my door mat this morning as I opened the door to take my children to school! My poor innocent children!!!!!!

Do you need a closer look?

We put these all over our house and they are now using our weapons of mass destruction against us! I think they are serious. Please, send in reinforcements if you don't hear from us in the next 48 hours!